BEZOS' BLING: STACKS $10 EVERY TICK IN CRAZY POSSESSIONS

Jeff Bezos, the planet's richest dude, has a problem. He's drowning in cash, and he doesn't know what to do. His pockets are deeper than your wishes, and he's dripping with more bling than a Christmas tree. We're here talking yachts that cost serious moolah, rockets to space (because, why not?), and rivers of gold to build a throne. Constantly, B